Wad a dae...

Aiyo, today wake up feel like shit sia...
i sick, then somemore i keep waking up in the middle of the nite cos stomachache....wth
drag my lazy body ard the whole day
body hurt like hell
frm F&N period, my right eyelid keeps twitching non-stop...
until now...
F&N today very fun. At first kinda boring, u noe, talking abt nutrition...-.-
then came to the topic abt nutrtion for PREGNANCY.
our great F&N teacher, a mother of 6,SIX,toks abt the needs of nutrients and stuff.
we kept teasing her abt weight gain, her WONDERFUL EXPERIENCES,and...omg
she said that it is a normal thing for babies to have no asshole when they are just born...
OMFG!!! NO ASS... wait... ANUS!!!
she explain in detail... M18, those who are faint hearted pls skip
Me: then how the baby shit?!? (we were very crude... =P)
Cher: u hav to go operation make a hole lah!
Class: ewww, ouch...
Me: then they immediately go operation or wad?
Cher: they hav to wait for a few months
me: FEW MONTHS NO SHITTING?!? STILL CAN SURVIVE?!?
Cher: before dat, got operation first. for girls, they hav other...passages for the faeces to come out, for guys, a tube has to be linked out and it leads to a bag which collects the faeces.

I'm like... wad the hell?!? dats it, i'm not scolding ppl assholes anymore...ouch...

go recess eat disgusting porridge then POA lesson
to day poa wan to vomit blood sia.
the teacher came in, teaching teaching teaching then, suddenly i heard my index number.

cher: number 35!
me: yes?
cher:can u ans this qn?..........
me:er...wait...(i started taking out my wkbk)
cher:nvr take out book some more...
class:*laugh*
me:ahhh........er............erm.....
cher:come out do.
yi cheng: oh, u die like shit liao...hahaha
(thx for the "support" man)
me: (go to the board and stares at it for a long time. DAMN malu. look behind,cher toking to other ppl. i ask quraisha.)
me:how to do?
(quraisha and i were like not very sure.keep changing ans until we get a satisfied wan)
me: cher!! ok liao!!
cher: (checks) who in the world will any teacher call u write balance sheet(poa stuff) a double-entry?!?(kinda laughing)our expert(referring ME!!!)aiyo...
me: cher!! not me!!! my.. shifu teach wan!! -.-
cher: (continue writing)
quraisha: eh, dun drag me into this hor...
me: sry lah, shifu
quraisha: i oso got shifu, nasihah!
me: LOL, my grandshifu! -_-
cher: can u spot the mistake?
class: er...(starts to guess)
fadhlina: the things all write wrong side.
cher: yes!
she continues writing until she wrote pre-paid revenue at one side.
me & quraisha: cher! wrong liao!it should be accrued revenue!
(before i go on, i muz explain. pre-paid revenue is someone pay u $$$ earlier in advance. accrued revenue is someone still owes u a certain amount of $$$. the qn states accrued revenue)
me & quraisha: cher! u write wrong liao!
cher:wait, i dun understand. let's do it together.
(class use 10 min still cannot figure out. quraisha and i keep explaining to the teacher)
me: cher, all u hav to do is to change ur pre-paid to accrued!
quraisha: ya!
(quraisha and me got to the whiteboard and changes the word.)
cher: oh! i write pre-paid?oh sorry sorry sorry!!!
quraisha & me: ARGH!!!
me: (i exploded) WE EXPLAIN SO LONG LIAO THEN NOW U GEEDIT?!?DATS WAD WE TRYING TO SAY!?! I THOUGHT U SAY WE WRONG! IN THE END IS TYPO ERROR!?!?ARGH!!!(bangs head onto wall) (-_-)

like wad the hell man?!? for 2 periods just stuck at one qn trying to explain to a teacher someting which turns out to be typo error.

Conclusion: some teachers a bit blur.

damn. my sore throat and runny nose got worse. (thx to u cher!)
haha.jkjk

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Argh!!! eyelid still twitching...argh...tuition work haven do...
i'm sick and tired complaining abt studing...WHAT THE HELL!?! YANRONG CHANGE PHONE!?! THAT JUZ MADE MY FREAKING DAY...muz be the warnings frm the twitching eyelid...tml i shall blog abt another teacher...remember:

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